Road KillThe middle of the night phone call everyone fears turns out, in this case, to be from Dido's nanny, who has been locked in a closet with the phone by an odd pair of burglars who were looking for something they didn't find. When Phyllis isn't looking after baby Ben she is happily married to a harmless semi retired invalid. Or is she? Frank is an accountant, and Phyllis knows he spent several years in prison for white collar crime. But when Frank is

waiting until the time was right to unleash his new army and annihilate Vahlzi for good

author of the cult bestseller House of Leaves

The Silmarillion is an account of the Elder Days

Troy enjoys the festivities - until one of the pageant's players mysteriously disappears into the snowy night

he is 'the buddha of suburbia'

has many pet hates

Dodie Smiths classic tale about 101 Dalmations and their fight for survival against the evil Cruella De Vil

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is stuck in reverse

Harry Joy sees the world as it really is and takes up a notebook to explore and notate the true nature of the Underworld

and both dismissals in writing

both physical and moral

and when a daring assassination attempt goes wrong