Tiny Stalker Toddler TeeYou cannot go to the bathroom. You cannot check your phone. You cannot stand in one place for more than four seconds without a small person appearing directly behind you, breathing on your leg. The bestselling follow up from the author of "Where's My Momma?" The Details: A large white eye illustration with a blue iris sits centered at the top. Below, white distressed text reads "Tiny Stalker" in a bold thriller style font with decorative horizontal

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