Zuran Orb [From the Vault: Relics]Set: From the Vault: Relics Type: Artifact Rarity: Mythic Cost: {0} Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life. "I will go to any length to achieve my goal. Eternal life is worth any sacrifice." Zur the Enchanter

but a thick

Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Reservoir deals 50 damage to any target

but my host would casually push it down before I could make out what it was

Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you

Set: Planeshift Type: Creature — Zombie Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B}{B} Other Zombie creatures get +1/+1

Set: Hour of Devastation Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W} Players can't get counters

return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand

Overlord of Grixis

Then exile it

Set: Scars of Mirrodin Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {5} You have no maximum hand size

Set: Beta Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} You have no maximum hand size

target opponent chooses self or others