Polar Bear's Toenails Adult Unisex TeeThe coolness scale needed a new benchmark. Science was consulted. The results are in. The Details: White brush style text reads "Cooler Than A" wrapping around a detailed white line art illustration of a polar bear sitting down, with "'s" after the bear and "Toenails" in large brush lettering below. Single color white print with a hand drawn, slightly rough texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun

stacked in two lines and filling the chest

They earned it through sheer volume and an unwillingness to accept any answer that is not yes

a large white distressed "W" sits flanked by two red stars

the barcode is accurate and the manufacturing process was flawless

and a wide toothy grin

And a small game

Below sits a colorful illustration of a classic Fisher-Price pull-along rotary phone toy with a white body

flanked by four white lightning bolts (two large

Better execution

Smaller text reads "Dept

positioned above a large number "1" in a bold serif athletic font

Your kid looked you dead in the eye