Instant Monster - Baby TeeOne fun size candy bar and the transformation is complete. No full moon required. Just a little sugar and suddenly your sweet child becomes something that should be contained. The Details: Bold italic text reads "Instant Monster" in a large yellow and red 3D block font with a horror movie vibe. Below, a smiling green Frankenstein's monster face with stitches across the forehead and neck bolts. To the left, white drippy text reads "Just Add Sugar" in a

Golden yellow text arched across the top reads "I Just Like To Smile" with "Smiling's My" flanking a centered cartoon elf face

The body count at breakfast is staggering

and wrapped in a blanket on the couch

They do not walk into a room

smaller white text reads "From the Author of" followed by "Where's My Momma

One wrong look at the wrong goldfish cracker and the whole thing dissolves

and a golden brown chocolate chip cookie with a happy face on the right

and they were earned before the age of three

Vintage fortune-teller sign aesthetic on a black tee

This one also happens to be a root vegetable about it

white serif text reads "Yuck

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