Cigarettes and Crippled Ambition Funny CandleTHE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK: Celebrate the grind with a label that doesn't sugarcoat a thing. Featuring hilarious scent notes of Marlboro Lights and Denied Disability, this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who handles life's hurdles with a sense of humor and a lot of grit. 100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE: Life is a marathon, and so is this candle. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13. 5 oz) offer an 80100 hour burn time, lasting

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Floral Favorites: Honeysuckle & Jasmine

Features a  yellow gold-tone chain across the brim

Apples & Bourbon (The Teacher's Classic) A sophisticated twist on the traditional "apple for the teacher

Signature Blends: Butt Naked

With a vintage bulb and glass wax tray

SCENTS FOR EVERY MOOD: Whether they need the "Happy Hour" vibes of Apples & Bourbon or the "Zen" calm of Sandalwood & Suede

elderberries

Material: Premium Cotton-Poly Blend (Ash Grey)

casual style—bound to be your new go-to for running errands or lounging around the farm

this hat is for the girl who’s a little bit classy and a little bit "trashy" in the best way possible

FLAMELESS CONVENIENCE: Simply pop 1-2 cubes into any standard electric