Leftovers Are For Quitters - Baby TeeThe Thanksgiving plate gets cleared in one sitting or it does not get cleared at all. No tinfoil. No Tupperware. Your kid eats like there is no tomorrow because at this table, there is not. The Details: Navy blue text arranged in a circular layout reads "Leftovers Are For Quitters" around a centered illustration of a golden brown turkey leg with a bone handle. Bold uppercase collegiate style block font with a distressed texture. Navy and warm brown

and wrapped in a blanket on the couch

and whatever they just threw in the shopping cart

and scattered trash

Blue text reads "It's All" and "Today" in a bold rounded sans-serif font

every rule in the book gets thrown out

White bold rounded text reads "Got 99 Problems But A Witch Ain't One" stacked in four lines

Your kid did not earn this spot through merit

Your kid is not sick enough to stay home but just sick enough to wipe their nose on your shoulder in public

Cats do not explain themselves

with a blue shovel sticking out the top and a yellow handle on the bucket

an illustrated angry cat face wearing a Santa hat

Halloween is just an excuse to lean into the fact that you have always been a little witchy