Born Free But Now I'm Expensive - Toddler TeeLiberty has a price tag, and it is roughly the cost of diapers, daycare, and whatever they just threw in the shopping cart. Freedom rang. Then the bill came. The Details: Red and blue block text reads "Born Free But Now I'm" arched above a vintage illustration of a little girl in a patriotic outfit (red and white striped socks, blue dress with ruffles, red hair bow with stars) holding a sparkler. Below, large red retro script reads "Expensive." Red

Taco night does not need a calendar

with the subtitle "Bearing the Harsh Winter Cold" in clean white block capitals below

Underneath

Even the kid who always takes the last freeze pop

more feelings

Give it a few years

A large yellow circle resembling a vintage vinyl record label sits centered on a red tee

The cats stay close

" in a black-and-white caption box at top

and vintage display fonts

white-on-black with a vintage sports typography aesthetic

a line-drawn bare foot approaches a Lego brick on the ground