Women's Mother Hen SocksHer lineage can be traced back through a million breakfast sandwiches, and one rooster named Stocking Stuffer. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 5 10. 5 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex

If the moon didn't want us humans ascribing mystical attributes to it

Your mom comes in and sets down a generic plastic bag filled with little white boxes with the words “thank you

Can you imagine

I knew my old baby clothes would come in handy one day

But only mine

Mouth puckering perfection

What could be cuter than otters holding hands

or you get stuck in a whirlpool of regret and depression

you’ve got motherfuckin’ girl power baby

61% Cotton

specifically

Just don’t leave him alone with your papers