Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card15 *tips* to make em swoon More penis puns coming. Our Dick Bouquet card has so many tips, its impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a set of neatly packaged packages. As your honey opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi directional, 3D ween will burst from the centerfold. If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option

5 W x 11" H

just a victim

For Dad's birthday — the dad-humor classics never go out of style

how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else

and don’t even think about dropping $90 on some half-dead roses from 1-800-Overpriced

Office Gifting & Exchanges — the most innocent-looking bag in the room

The outside of this 3D card displays several psychedelic shrooms

Thoughtfully packaged and ready to gift for birthdays

This infuser is not just a gag gift

Display your love of boating with this unique wine and whiskey decanter

The Stupid Xspander™ is a rugged