Spoiled Rotten Baby BodysuitIt started with one extra snack. Then a later bedtime. Then a new toy on a random Tuesday. Now you have created a tiny monarch who believes rules are suggestions and tantrums are negotiations. The Details: Bold white text reads "Spoiled Rotten" in a chunky rounded retro font with a slight italic slant and a decorative swash tail on the capital S. Stacked in two lines on a kelly green tee with no additional graphics, letting the confident typography

The dinner table is a battlefield and your kid showed up ready to make a mess of epic proportions

Now there is a tiny parrot recording everything

Retro tattoo-flash illustration style with a Halloween theme

"Urban" in blue

followed by "Brought to you by the U

Second priority: more fun

The commitment to being this way is full-time and the benefits package is non-existent

Red block text at the top reads "SMALL" in a bold arched retro font

every single meal

Undisputed

surrounded by stars and a crescent moon

clean illustration with a slightly distressed finish on a white tee