NOT BAD ESSENTIAL CYPRESS RELAX HOODIELow effort, high comfort. The kind of hoodie you reach for when youve got absolutely nothing going on and thats exactly how you like it. In a calming cypress green that says maybe Ill do something today but definitely wont.

The kind of hoodie you reach for when you’ve got absolutely nothing going on

For when you want to disappear into the background but still make sure everyone knows you’re not bad

Embroidered Patch

👉 Basically: the only camo that was made to be seen

because being not bad is already doing plenty

and just enough “weekend warrior” energy to make you look like you’ve survived at least one clearance sale combat mission

Perfect for when you want to “blend in” but still make sure everyone knows you’re not bad

high comfort

Soft cotton

shoulder to shoulder tape

and just enough fake army energy to make you look like you almost passed boot camp

do-not-disturb layer