Web [30th Anniversary Edition]Set: 30th Anniversary Edition Type: Enchantment Aura Rarity: Rare Cost: {G} Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature.) Enchanted creature gets +0 +2 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)

' No one cares that today is my birthday

Set: Sword & Shield: Rebel Clash Type: Fire Rarity: Secret Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

A huge brute even by ork standards

Set: Beta Edition Type: Creature — Wall Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U}{U} Defender (This creature can't attack

Set: 30th Anniversary Edition Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Common Cost: {U}{U} Enchant creature

They enshrined it

Set: EX: Unseen Forces Type: Colorless Rarity: Ultra Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos Type: Legendary Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {X}{B}{B} When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield

if it's your main phase

Set: Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} The "legend rule" doesn't apply to permanents you control

that player sacrifices two lands

Set: Base Set 1st Edition Type: Special Energy Rarity: Uncommon