Fuck Golf Tee100% cotton. 100% preshrunk. 100% better than every tee you already own.

nicer chamois

Go fast in The French Fry Goggles

Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2

and Dual Lens Technology™ make these the purrrfect sunglasses for hissing at your brother

Replacement lens for The Synthesizer

The small n’ tall koozies are designed for carrying slim cans like energy drinks

With a nice deep wide corduroy

Engineered with HDPV lenses for piercing clarity

even those chunky Original Wides

This high quality pack will make you wonder how you ever carried 3 beers around before

Pit Viper: Fashion of the Future

Forged by adversity