The No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems (7" inseam)**OUTLET ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE** No dice? Nah, it's cool, shorts are really all you need. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 7 inch inseam. If you have any more sizing questions, feel free to view the shorts size guide. They fit like the 7" Inseam Shorts mentioned in the size guide. Materials: Made out of 100% cotton, they feel like cotton, the fabric of our lives. Details: Waist Elastic. Belt loops on the narrower side Wash Worn in wash so

Hands up palms to the sky

Stretchy fabric

a legend in a long sleeve shirt who had the ability to chop lumber with his quads

8% Spandex)

man with impeccable taste in swim trunks

Nothin' like pickin' an apple pine right from the apple pine tree

this isn't that shirt

You guessed it

Why are you in such a hurry

secure and preserve the now immortal story of the shirt

Grandma got runov---er

an 8-bit Chubbies video game would probably be better