93% Weird Stainless Steel Water BottleCompared to most fruits, pineapples are weird. Thats not usually a compliment, but in our household, being called weird is a badge of honor. Dont get me wrong; it is possible to be too weird. you know, licking the salt off of almonds and putting them back in the bowl kind of weird. So our rule of thumb is that you should shoot for 93% weird; anything after that is just too much. The truth is that most of us arent anywhere near that level of weird.

“All the King’s horses and all the King’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again

And they typically only ever wear it once

I don’t know about you

” It’s a phrase we often use when we’re not sure how something will turn out

This colorful artwork by Jason Kotecki comes in a variety of sizes

as the supercomputer in my brain whizzed through its vast database in search of some rule frowning upon the intermingling of lakes and princess dresses

Any time you break away from the crowd do something different is scary

Deserts are harsh

Fighting cancer is a hard race

It’s not nearly as tasty as when I’d begun

Stay warm and Adultitis-free with this super soft and toasty knit cap featuring a pom-pom for a playful

Life can be a spectator sport if you want it to be